OK, I’ve made my decision
I’m going to cosplay an Akumetsu at the L.A. Anime Expo this year!

Although I don’t have the hair, all I really have to worry about is making that mask.

I almost got to do it last year, but the stupid mask broke on me before the con. But this year I’ll perfect it!
JUST TELL US WHAT WE WANT TO KNOW ALREADY, HUSSIE
AND THEN A SLO-MO CAPTURE OF A TENNIS BALL HITTING WEE MAN’S JEWELS.
So I’m watching Jackass 3.5
And some dude was sitting on a crapper on skates, went down a ramp, fell halfway down and smacked his head onto the ramp (he had a helmet on) and crapped his pants.
Then Bam Margera wiped his butt, threw the crap at Ryan Dunn, and the guy that crapped himself was just smiling and laughing at that while still in fetal position on the ground.
My reaction every Saturday night from now on as I watch Toonami until the sun rises
Well said, Mario. Well said >:(
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSIE